Top Ten Signs That You Bought a Bad Car

10. Everyone calls it the "lemon" and it isn't yellow.

9. You're on a first-name basis with the local tow-truck operator.

8. You have to stop and refill the gas tank every ten blocks.

7. The city passed a noise ordinance against you, specifically.

6. Your rear windshield is made out of duct tape and clear plastic.

5. The left blinker only turns on if you cross your fingers, honk the horn twice and rub the belly of the little buddah perched on your dashboard.

4. The car smokes so much that other drivers call the fire department at least once a week.

3. You normally wear a disguise while driving to avoid embarrassment

2. The passenger’s seat is stuck in the reclining position.

1. Even your parents pretend not to know you when you pull up beside them.